Stop talking to me…


Okay, so this story kind of goes along with “Mind if I comb over”

About a month ago, I met up with this girl at Starbucks. Now, me and this girl have a history, I know what your thinking… and no, she was not my girlfriend. This girl was supposed to be one of my best friends and when i broke up with my boyfriend of about a year, two weeks later they are dating. Some best friend huh? Anyways, we met up for coffee after three years of hating each other and trying to ruin each others lives. We sat there for almost four hours and it was like nothing happened between us.

After that, we were texting and planning on hanging out sometime (which of course was never going to happen). Then, every single day she would text me and send me dumb pictures and say stupid shit to me. after a while i just stopped responding cause she was being annoying as fuck. She’s a nice person and all but i’m not about to become your best friend again… so please stop talking to me.

This went on for almost two weeks before she got the hint.. but now, I don’t think she did because she is messaging me on Facebook. Unfortunately there is no nice way to say “stop fucking talking to me, you are annoying as shit. And please stop liking all my shit on Facebook..”

Is this what having a stalker is like?


Mind if I Comb Over


Yes. Yes we do.  Not sure how many times we have to say it, and not sure how many more uncomfortable texts we need to send you before you understand that….. hmm maybe this girl actually doesn’t want me to come over. Sometimes we try to be nice. Sometimes we sit there and think “god how the hell can I be nice to this person but still get them to leave me the fuck alone?” It’s an age-old question.  Boys and girls both. Like we need to come up with a code as a generation that says “hey, I think you’re chill, and maybe have like a dead hamster in your room. that’s cool, but I really rather just be by myself and sit in my sweats and not see you. but ah, good luck with life”

Ok. maybe that was harsh and not everyone is like that, but come on. There are no polite ways to say, I actually just want to be by myself and fart in private or hang with my friends and eat pizza. In fact, we might have other plans, we might be going somewhere and do not want to see you. at all. please, don’t make this more painful than it needs to be. if you get the text saying “nah I’m not feeling it tonight”, that gives you one chance to reply “are you sure?” and after that whatever they say is rule. THAT’S IT. Don’t push it. Go feed your hamster.