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Is it weird that i just want to move to a small town down south where everyone knows everyone and they have random parades and festivals and shit?

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I hate my manager

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So yesterday I got in a car accident and almost flipped my car.. I called and texted my manager 3 times and she didn’t respond until fucking 1:15am. What the fuck is this bullshit. When I explained what happened she responded by saying “it’s me and my bfs 5 year anniversary I’m not coming in.” Well fuck you too bitch

**arianna**

Probably the most offensive post ever

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WARNING! If you are religious and get offended easily, DO NOT READ THIS. This is me just venting about my ex boyfriend and how hypocritical he was when it came to religion.

So, the reason me and my ex broke up was because one of his friends made a very rude comment about gay people and it pissed me the fuck off. She basically called gay people not normal.
Now let me get this straight, jesus says to love everyone regardless of race, gender, and blah blah blah.  Yet gay marriage isn’t allowed? How fucking hypocritical is that!? And these people are bashing gays even though they should accept them.

My ex (who is the most religious person ive ever met) literally broke up with me because I support gay marriage and didn’t want to go to church with him. Why the hell would I want to go sit in a church for 2 hours and listen to these people be so hypocritical?
If you are going to listen to everything the bible says, then stoning women is okay. Selling your daughter to slavery is okay. But you can’t wear clothing that has two different types of thread in it, no sex before marriage, you can’t support gay marriage, but love everyone else.

WHAT!? this makes no sense.

My ex was the biggest hypocrite. He said that you shouldn’t stone women or sell your daughter to slavery because it’s wrong. But two people who love each other can’t get married?
The bible is Fucking bullshit. Like, straight up bullshit and I want to burn it. 
No, I don’t believe in god, or heaven and hell. I don’t believe there is an afterlife.  I have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, rants over. You can hate me or love me for this, I don’t really give a fuck.

**arianna**

Top 10 Hottest u.s. soccer players

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Since the world cup is going on right now, i thought i’d take time out of my busy schedule to stare at pictures of hot guys. I know, I know, i’m so generous to make this list for all you. Some of you may disagree with this, but it is my opinion who the hottest players are. So suck it up and enjoy!

 

 

#10 Julian Green

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Julian recently had a birthday, June 6th, and turned 19 years old! He is only 19 and is on the U.S. soccer team! Hot damn! The reason i put him the lowest on the list is cause he is still a little baby in my eyes. All the other players are in their late 20s to early 30s. But that’s the reason he made this list, he 19! Plus, who could resist that cute baby face of his!?

 

 

#9 Matt Besler

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Matt is a Defender for the U.S. soccer team. He is 27 years old and unfortunately has a fiance.. Just imagine him being that excited after going on a date with you! We all know we’d be that excited.

 

 

#8 Omar Gonzalez

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Omar is another defender for the team. He’s 25 years old and is as single as they come! He may be tall and skinny (6′ 5″) but that never stopped me (only 5′ 5″), or anyone, from getting their flirt on.

 

 

#7 Michael Bradley

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I really feel like Michael is the strong, silent type. Seriously, Google him. There’s like one picture of him semi-smiling. He is 26 years old, plays midfield, and is married. But we all know he’d be fantastic in bed.

 

 

#6 Clint Dempsey

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Clint is 31 years old, plays forward, has 3 kids, and is probably the hottest dad (next to David Beckham of course). His tattoos are super hot and you can just tell that he’s hilarious. What more could you want!?

 

 

#5 John Brooks

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John is only 21 years old. making him one of the youngest players on the team. He plays defender, and apparently is VERY good at it.

 

 

#4 Chris Wondolowski

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Chris is 31 years old, plays forward, is married, and placed fourth because he doesn’t have tattoos.

 

 

#3 Tim Howard

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This gorgeous man plays goalie and has the hottest tattoos. Pretty sure that’s all i have to say about that.

 

 

#2 Fabian Johnson

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Tattoos! God I love tattoos. Fabian is 26 years old and plays defender. You just know he could lift you up as easily as he does with that ball. Damn.

 

 

Annnnnnd… the number one spot goes to…

Geoff Cameron

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Hot dayum! He is 28 years old and plays defender.

 

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Imagine the things he could do to you with that tongue.

 

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That jaw line tho..

 

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Look how excited he gets when it snows. which is a very good thing casue im gonna kidnap him and hes gonna have to get used to the snow in Wisco.

 

 

**Arianna**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary-Kate & Ashley’s Birthday is on Friday!

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So, MK&A are turning 28 on Friday, which happens to be Friday the 13th. I’m having some crazy flashbacks to their earlier acting days..

 

Anyone remember these beauties?

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The “You’re Invited” Series. I owned every single one of these.

 

 

Or what about once they got older?

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Our Lips Are Sealed and Holiday In The Sun are easily my two favorite movies. How can you not love when they are in the witness protection program because they witnessed a robbery, or when they bitch and complain that they don’t get to go to Hawaii because they HAVE to go to the Caribbean instead and then end up helping the police solve a case.

 

But mainly, my flashbacks are consisting of…

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I mean, come ON! Their birthday is on Friday the 13th. How can you not be excited to watch this movie masterpiece ON THEIR BIRTHDAY, ON FRIDAY THE 13TH!?

 

 

And for good measure, here is the whole 22 minute video of their Birthday Party movie from way back in the day.

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY!